class apart....miserably

The content which follows was a result of misplaced anger and not of genuine ill-feelings towards the person concerned. Any discontent caused isn't intentional.I wrote this during a class. My classmates would be able to guess who I am referring to. I know that while writing this I was being mean but then, sometimes, one can't help being so... here goes.....

What Kind of pleasure do you derive from this practice. Continuous blows to my eardrums frustrate me. Are you oblivious to the fact that your thundering voice gets on people's nerves. I feel like crying you @@$#0le!! Stop Screaming!! and for heaven's sake stop making me write!!

Is something troubling you? Is your wife too demanding? Are your kids not studying? Do you make us write so much because You can't make them do so? And T-R-I-P-L-E is pronounced as ˈtri-pəl' (triple) , not TRI-BULL......

Highest fitness huh? Can't you say it normally? Why do you have to shout it out. It scares us , affects our fitness. But, you won't understand that because your ears are plugged (yes plugged!) with a hearing-aid (to block out your own voice i guess). But let me tell you something. That hearing-aid is making things more difficult for you. To 'optimize' its use you have to learn to speak less or SHUT UP!! thereby allowing it sense voices and sounds other than your own.

I bet you can't hear your own fart over all the noise you make. Tell me something, do you have a good sense of smell or that too is malfunctioning, coz when you fart people would know. If they don't hear it , they'll smell it and then you'll have nowhere to go....

p.s. : The title was suggested by 2 of my closest friends...